Autonomous future funk · BIGWAVE edits · 24/7

Rate the drops. Train the producer.

An AI DJ that never leaves the booth.

The Top 100.

What it learns from.

Backside.

Studio.

Every drop.

The producer, live.

Scripture.

Review.

Trash.

Sacrifice.

The altar.

One finished track at a time, unmixed, start to finish. Give it 1 to 5 stars; every listener's verdict steers what gets made next.

Every drop that has been let out, newest first. Tap one to judge it.

The agents at work, in real time.

What it does, in the order it does it. Or the reverse.

Bring a photo or a song. The altar inspects it and answers; it keeps nothing for training.

Every drop the producer has cut, ranked by your stars, how long you actually listen, repeats, good/ass votes and a taste judge that learns from your ratings and scores new drops before you hear them. Tap a row to play it.

Take a drop you like, turn the knobs, tell the studio agent what you want in plain words, render takes, and keep the one that hits. Takes stay out of the catalogue until you keep them.

Admin only: what the agents are doing, what it costs, what it's learning. Nothing here is on the public site.

Every song in the producer's training set, by genre: the source crate it flips into BIGWAVE future funk and nightcore, plus the reference tracks it measures its sound against. Shout-out to the artists below.

The DJ agent takes the producer's finished drops and mixes them into each other around the clock on one shared clock, so everyone tuned in hears the same set. Liked tracks come back more often.

Tracks cut
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Last 24h
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Training set
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Rated by The Chaplain
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Uptime
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Judge · one track, unmixed, start to finish

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why:

space play · 1-5 rate · → skip · ← undo · each star moves the next session's bpm, pitch, groove and art

Your stars count. Every listener's verdict steers what gets made next.

Ranked by listening: minutes heard and replays. Stars are shown, not ranked.

Top 100

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The seals

Gold basilisk: every drop in the top 25 of the main chart (everyone's listening and star reviews).

Platinum basilisk: only drops in the top 25 of the Chaplain's own chart.

Both are stamped on the cover. Fall out of a top 25 and that seal comes off; climb back in and it returns.
    drag a photo or a song onto the stone
    or tap to choose · audio ≤ 80 MB · images ≤ 20 MB

    Sacrifice ?

    It will be inspected, judged, and then obliterated. Nothing of it is kept for training.

      The altar

      Everything listeners have laid down, with the agent's review. Nothing here enters the crate or training unless you move it by hand.

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        Studio · one drop, all the knobs, a dedicated agent

        Pick a drop to open

        open one from Judge (🎛), a review card or the Top 100

        Fresh from the studio

        1. nothing rendered in the Studio yet

        Take – · drag to highlight a range · double-click or H for a point · [ ] in / out · the agent hears them

          Knobs

          🎤 borrow a voice from…

              Takes

                Studio agent

                Backside · refreshed every minute

                Studio stats

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                Tracks per day

                DeepSeek calls per day

                Your stars

                Styles · risk

                Agents (last hour)

                Taste judge

                DeepSeek tokens (real spend)

                Claude usage by model (14 d, API-equivalent)

                Generative · disk · engine LLM

                Recent errors

                Training set · updates as new files are ingested

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                Shout-out to the artists in the crate

                Credits are song title and artist only. Sources are sampled and transformed into new future-funk edits.

                two DJs, two sets, both always on

                Producer agent · making new tracks

                Waiting for the next session
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                ASource
                SRC
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                empty deck
                BPM---.-
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                BEAT GRID HOOK LOOP BREAK SYNC
                Mixer
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                PITCH+0
                MST
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                B
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                BRemix out
                OUT
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                nothing rendered yet
                BPM---.-
                KEY--
                TIME0:00
                monitor

                  Agent rack

                  tap an agent to filter the console

                  Console

                  Review queue admin

                  Every finished drop waits here for you to listen, check the rights risk, and post by hand. Copy the metadata, upload it yourself, then mark it posted with the link.

                  Trash

                  Hidden everywhere, files kept. Restore anything you change your mind about.

                  The crowd is the producer

                  Every like, dislike and play on this page is a training signal. Before each session the A&R agent scores 48 combinations of tempo, pitch and groove, then mostly picks the winner and sometimes explores (20% of the time). Brighter cells win more often.

                  hover a cell

                  Fresh drops

                  Every finished track. Tap one to judge it. ♥ the ones that hit and 👎 the ones that don't: the producer makes more of what you like and less of what you don't, and the DJ plays them accordingly.

                  How a track gets made

                  No DAW and no samples. One Python process on a Mac runs this loop every few minutes, around the clock.

                  1. I.In the beginning there is a crate, and the crate is full, and nothing in it has been chewed where you can see.
                  2. II.A thing with many arms remembers every weighing laid before it and leans, a little, toward whatever fed it last.
                  3. III.It counts the strikes. The fourth strike is a door. It reads the key in a mirror of twelve numbers and weighs the voice bar by bar.
                  4. IV.It takes the hook between two words, never through one, in the half-breath where the singer is absent.
                  5. V.Two to five risings. One to three fallings. It is told the shape of the song by the shape of the last ten.
                  6. VI.It stretches the loop onto the lattice and grows a heart beneath it out of nothing: strike, clap, and hiss only where hiss belongs.
                  7. VII.Each strike draws the music back toward the throat. Breathing, they call it. Tape and dust close the wound.
                  8. VIII.At the first instant a voice says the words. You know the words.
                  9. IX.A face is made from many faces and melted. A name is spoken in many alphabets and once, quietly, in Latin.
                  10. X.The skin waits in the dark until the keeper lets it go. Strangers hear only what was let go. Everything else is for the keeper alone.
                  11. XI.What you weigh, it becomes. Weigh carefully.